Free to a good home - 1 stroppy 4 year old, soon to be 5 (if she's lucky) Throws tantrums constantly Hits, kicks, spits and shouts ...

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Free to a good home - 1 stroppy 4 year old, soon to be 5 (if she's lucky)

Throws tantrums constantly

Hits, kicks, spits and shouts

Suffers from occasional night terrors

Constantly pees herself because she's either
a) too lazy to go to the bathroom
or
b) is trying to give her mother a nervous breakdown

Cries at anything and everything

Looks like an angel but acts like the devil!



New owner will need copious amounts of patience and to be able to function on very little sleep

New owner may also need to have a constant supply of alcohol for the end of each day (if you actually manage to get her to sleep before your own bedtime)

Please note you will also need hair dye as the greys will start appearing soon after her arrival.


(of course, I'm only joking ....... I don't really want to give her away ...... much).